April 2010

Mayor Boris Johnson seeks Madam Miaow’s approval for London erection

Crikey! Well, Boris. It’s big. And it’s red. It certainly gets my attention. No more TV reception worries for you. Were you trying for Tatlin’s Tower, that revolutionary celebration of modernism? Only ninety-odd years too late. And I’m not sure the Bolsheviks, whose 1917 victory it was conceived to commemorate, are your cup of cha.

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Ricky Martin helps Chinese pirates meet their death

This made me very sad. Livin’ La Vida LocaEven Chinese pirates fall for Ricky In honour of Ricky Martin’s big announcement this week, we thought we should celebrate with our first three stories on him. This was from February 2000: “Thirteen Chinese pirates staggered drunkenly to their deaths this week, singing a Ricky Martin song.

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Ricky Martin helps Chinese pirates meet their death

This made me very sad. Livin’ La Vida LocaEven Chinese pirates fall for Ricky In honour of Ricky Martin’s big announcement this week, we thought we should celebrate with our first three stories on him. This was from February 2000: “Thirteen Chinese pirates staggered drunkenly to their deaths this week, singing a Ricky Martin song.

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