Michael Gove Wanted Me To Powder Him Down

Sad-sack Education Minister Michael Gove helped himself to make-up belonging to an exotic lovely and made strange demands minutes before appearing before blonde Kirsty Young, 27, at ITN’s studios in posh intellectuals’ haunt, Grays Inn Road. “It was when I was publicising The Best Democracy Money Can Buy”, said buxom press-officer Anna Chen, 22, flicking […]

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Bermondsey Joyriders at The 100 Club: Rat Scabies joins line-up

Last night Loved One and I trekked to The 100 Club in London’s West End to see our friend Gary Lammin (Cock Sparrer, The Little Roosters) debut the new line-up of his band, The Bermondsey Joyriders, which sees powerhouse drummer Rat Scabies (The Damned) join Gary and Martin Stacey (Chelsea). A great energetic gig, Gary

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News round-up for Sky: escaping lab monkeys, Prince’s free 20Ten CD, Apple and Ridley Scott

Photo: ALPHA PRESS via Daily Telegraph I did another Sky News internet stories round-up last night, which is nerve-wrackingly exciting. While at the Sky studio I saw a couple of women walking ahead of me who were dressed in Charlie Chaplin hats and shorts. Funny, I thought. Women are already copying Shabby, the beautiful lesbian

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Labour leadership hustings: suits in Westminster

Last night’s hustings in Westminster Central Hall for the would-be Labour leader featured four amnesiacs in suits and a no-hoper. You’d think the last 13 years never happened. Diane Abbott was the best by a mile but most probably because she has nothing to lose. Hosted by the Christian Socialist Movement and co-organised with Chinese

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Undercover Boss and Gok Wan’s Fashion Fix TV reviews

Great. Yet another paean to capitalism and the glorification of the boss class. Not content with blitzing us with Dragon’s Den, The Apprentice and a whole genre of TV programmes shoving you in your place (how very Confucian), C4 gives us another series naturalising the New Order, in Undercover Boss (C4 9pm, Thursdays). Watching Alan

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