This is what telly would look like if you gave an infinite number of internet sex-pests an infinite number of keyboards. Thank Who that someone at the BBC remembered to administer a big dose of Ritalin to Russell T Grant’s team for the new Torchwood, turning the hysteria down to “screeching” from 11, which is […]
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Passive? Dumbed-down? Moi? I was pulled up short yesterday, when I realised my viewing life is jam-packed with Big Brother, its offshoots, and high-end/high-concept DVD drama sets (American). The last movie I saw at a cinema was a CGI cartoon – Beowulf. Ooh, dragons. The last subtitled film I saw and enjoyed immensely, without major
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The wages of sin is money in the bank if you’re a former Prime Minister. I’m so incandescent I could light up north London after hearing the news that Blair has been given a $1 million per year job at JPMorgan, a US bank worth $1.5 trillion that has profited directly from the Iraq war.
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Is that poor wee bairn, solidarity, raising its orphan head over in the City of Angels? Astoundingly, actors are refusing to cross the striking writers’ picket lines, meaning no designer frocks on loan, no goody bags and no awards ceremony as this year’s Golden Globes is cancelled. Instead, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, the organisation
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Faster, faster. More, more! Raise voices to fever pitch then take it even higher. Chuck in Restaurant At The End Of The Universe; Kylie as Ripley in Aliens slugging it out in a robotic exoskeleton and saying everything but “Get away from her, you bitch!”; Kylie as Ripley in Aliens Three, giving it large with
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How nice for Tony Blair to be absolved of his sins of the past decade by joining the Catholic Club. If I were him, I too would be worrying about where my immortal soul was going to be spending the rest of eternity. There aren’t many of us who can claim such a spectacular starring
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