Americans have the best take on this monarchy stuff. Thanks to Rigorous Intuition for the above inspiration.
On the day that a Bahrain torturer attended the royal wedding while protesters in his homeland are being slaughtered, but Tony Blair and his power-worshipping wife did not (so it’s not all negative, then), bad news is buried and another nail is hammered into the coffin of democracy.
Republicans (in the British sense) everywhere are being arrested, reminiscent of baptism scene in the last reel of The Godfather where members of the opposition are wiped out with every glorious crescendo of tiny boys’ voices. Telepathic Heights raided. The Zombie Flash crew and anarchists in Soho: arrested and intimidated. The Brockley Guillotiners (aged 45 to 68): arrested. The NHS is told to institute further cuts as the BBC tweets: ‘The regulator of NHS foundation trusts in England has warned hospitals they must make even bigger efficiency savings than previously thought’. And thousands of the very people who’ll be hit the hardest when the boot in the face kicks-in for real string up bunting instead of royal purple parasites, and hold street parties instead of shooting the guilty parties.
Peter Hain complained that Ed Miliband was cut out of BBC TV coverage while there was plenty of David Cameron and Ramsay MacClegg, but this is surely a narrow escape as no-one with good taste and vestigial republican beliefs would want to be seen dead in this company.
OK, on to my birthday celebrations.
Laurie Penny’s Royal Wedding of Mass Distraction
Anna’s food blog here: